Prince of Persia

A more interesting variant of the "Person Above Me Game", in this one the purpose is to kill the poster above you for a good reason. You may describe the way to kill him/her, but it is not necessary.

Begin round 1.

I kill Veke because he has a Sonic Avatar. Bludgeon'd for Hammer.

(This sounds like a much more fun game!)

I kill AuraDragon because I want to mutany against the vizier. Drowned in a lake by tying a weight to his legs.

I kill Eagle because he is irritating me with his endless running through gates. Killed by waiting at the final gate and pushing him back so that he gets impaled by the bars.

i kill mk because hes a full moderator

I shall purify tristan1993 with cleansing flame from all his past stupidities.

I kill Veke because his avatar reminds me of the USSR. Killed by Hadouken.

I kill musicmaker for what she has done to Veke. Killed by dragging her on her ear up to Level 13 of PoP2 and then throwing her into the sacred blue flame.

I behead mk1995 with a sword for putting together animation frames meant for the eyes of no-one.

I kill Veke just because. Slapped with the book War and Peace

I kill Eagle-Head Priest 97 by throwing him off a cliff, for having such a long name that I can't be bothered to type out.

i kill musicmaker bbecaus his singnature

I kill tristan1993 by freezing him alive for offensive content in his last post which I had to edit away. Oh, and musicmaker is a girl.

@tristan1993: I saw your post too but couldn't edit it, so thankfully Veke did it. I know you're a kid and everything, and maybe you've just learnt these 4-letter English words and are itching to try them out, but do you have to be so crude? Kindly have some respect for people and keep such words for PMs, if you ever have to use them for any reason. And yes, musicmaker is a girl so what you described in your post, besides being tasteless, was impossible as well.

Anyway, getting on-topic.

I kill Veke because he stole the nickname of his cousin (was it him?). Killed by whacking him with the book of laws in Finland and afterwards doing overkill with CD-i Ganon ("YOU MUST DIE!" *thunderbolts strike from Ganon's fingers).