Kill the person above you game.

[mk1995]

I kill Levi because he shares the name of a clothes brand. Killed by slapping him with a thorned pair of "Levi's" jeans.

[mk1995]

I commit suicide because the inactivity of this topic depresses me. Death by jumping off the top of the Eiffel Tower.

[mk1995]

Sorry, but I kill programmer for not killing me (which is the purpose of this game) by slapping him with Butcher's squashed body.

[Kaslghnoon]

I force mk1995 to give Butcher's eulogy which raises his blood pressure to the point of a major stroke.

[mk1995]

I kill Kaslghnoon for just not laying off all the ways to kill people with Butcher. Death by throwing him into a volcano (along with Butcher).

[Dark77]

I kill mk1995 because he talks too much. Death by throwing him in a guillotine in the Prince of Persia.

[Veke]

I kill Dark77 because I don't know who he is. Killed by freezing him to cube of ice and then shattering it to pieces.

[Veke]

I kill programmer because he is approaching a dangerous amount of 500 posts. Killed with holy water.

[Dark77]

I kill Veke because he isn't from poland. Kill with a knife.

[Dark77]

I kill programmer for not being a patriot. He was pierced by a polish flag.

[Dark77]

I kill programmer because his nick starts with a lowercase letter. Death by crushed him by a very big word - "PROGRAMMER".

[mk1995]

I kill Dark77 because he kills people for no valid reason. Killed by beating him with a frying pan and then shouting at him to go back to the kitchen, being that little bitch he is. Please don't take this seriously.

[Veke]

Please don't take this seriously.

Why, Maurice! Do you act around like that with all girls?

Killed for offending the 3.4 girls that visit princed. Strangled with a bra.

[mk1995]

I kill Veke for grabbing into a woman's pantry. Killed by throwing him out of the top window of a 3-story-house.

[Dark77]

I save mk because he's right about Veke.